1、别等到我把巴掌扇你脸上，你才知道把自己的嘴缝上。
Don't wait until I slap you in the face before you know to sew your mouth.
2、你不必只展示三天的朋友圈，我一天都不想看。
You don't have to show your circle of friends for three days. I don't want to see it all day.
3、用不着你喜欢，也轮不到你讨厌。
You don't need to like it, nor can you hate it.
4、我以为你只是个白莲花，没想到居然也有心机婊的成分在。
I thought you were just a white lotus, but I didn't expect you to have the element of a scheming bitch.
5、问君能有多么丑，恰似秃驴又像斑点狗。
Ask how ugly you can be, just like a bald donkey and a spotted dog.
6、昨晚我拿你的承诺去喂狗，第二天早上发现狗死了。
Last night I fed the dog with your promise, and the next morning I found the dog dead.
7、你已经是个大人了，你可以没有爱情，但不能没有钱。
You are already an adult. You can have no love, but you can't have no money.
8、做个迷人的混蛋，温柔且目中无人。
Be a charming bastard, gentle and defiant.
9、我并非善类，而你，纯属败类。
I am not a good man, and you are a scum.
10、无聊的人会选择在一起腐烂，有趣的人才要在一起蓬荜生辉。
Boring people will choose to rot together, and interesting people will shine together.
11、四个最想实现的愿望：不劳而获、不学有术、相爱无伤、狂吃不胖。
The four most wanted wishes: get something for nothing, don't learn to have skills, love without injury, crazy eating without fat.
12、我的故事有很多，只是不想与你说，我的烈酒也很灼，只是不想与你喝。
I have many stories. I just don't want to tell you that my liquor is also very hot. I just don't want to drink with you.
13、生活不止当下的苟且，还有前任的请帖。
Life is not only the present, but also the invitation of your predecessor.
14、长点脸，擦清眼，麻烦你看清楚什么叫脸色。
Grow your face and wipe your eyes. Please see what face is.
15、我也并非与生俱来就带刺，知道我不好就别碰。
I'm not born with thorns. Don't touch me if you know I'm bad.
16、做个恶魔，没有感情，自带杀气。
Be a devil, have no feelings, bring murderous spirit.
17、你在路上随便碰到的一个人，都是别人做梦都想见的那个人。
The person you meet casually on the road is the one others want to see in their dreams.
18、毕竟黑豹需要自由奔跑，不能满足于拥抱。
After all, panthers need to run freely and can't be satisfied with hugging.
19、不必恭维，不必讨好，爱你的人自然会给你拥抱。
No need to compliment, no need to please, the person who loves you will naturally give you a hug.
20、其实孩子气也没什么不好，人总有一天会长大，何必成熟太早，失去太早。
In fact, there is nothing wrong with childishness. People will grow up one day. Why mature too early and lose too early.
21、不喜欢你之后，才发现你那么普通，还那么丑。
After I didn't like you, I found you so ordinary and ugly.
22、不必在意别人的眼光，你自己就是王。
Don't care about other people's eyes. You are the king yourself.
23、不要在小人小事上浪费时间，将军有剑，不斩苍蝇。
Don't waste time on small things. A general has a sword and doesn't cut flies.
24、我不想欠你的，你泼我的冷水我都收集好了，煮沸后我会泼回去给你。
I don't want to owe you. I've collected all the cold water you poured on me. After boiling, I'll pour it back to you.
25、若我是万千繁星其中一个，你便是我的星轨，使我昼夜不知停。
If I were one of thousands of stars, you would be my orbit, making me restless day and night.
26、美丑由命，胖瘦在天，就靠这句话活着了。
Beauty and ugliness depend on life, fat and thin in the sky, and live by this sentence.
27、活得精彩，全凭本事。
Live a wonderful life, all by your ability.
28、如果当初没有添加好友，现在也不会有那么多故事。
If you hadn't added friends, there wouldn't be so many stories now.
29、十步杀一人，千里不留行。事了拂衣去，深藏身与名。
Kill one person in ten steps and leave him alone for thousands of miles. When things are over, brush your clothes and hide your name.
30、我就喜欢你看不惯我又干不掉我的样子。
I just like the way you don't like me and can't kill me.
